Publisher's Synopsis
Entitled Beware..."In 'Rob Vs. The Entitled', Rob Anspach continues his tales of battling those people without whom life would be more enjoyable -- namely The Entitled. The Entitled are those who want something for nothing, and want Rob to provide it. His varying ways of shutting them down are detailed in this hilarious account of what lengths The Entitled will go to in order to get stuff for free or reduced price -- all at Rob's expense, of course.With humorous candor, Rob flatly refuses to deal with The Entitled except on his terms, and tells them so. Their astounded replies to Rob's salty comebacks are a delight to read for those who wish to free themselves from the tyranny of providing always-smiley customer service that causes us as entrepreneurs to drink after hours. Rob's account of demanding and oafish potential clients and employers reminds me why I'm happiest when working on my own terms, and living my life my way.Rob actually does what "nicer" people fear to do, daring to "offend" the offensive, call out (by name--have you seen Chapter Nine?) the demanding and entitled, and make fun of the blatantly stupid. If you'd like all the humor, but none of the hassle of dealing with The Entitled, then you simply must read this book. Angela Langlotz
"I always expect to like anything Rob Anspach writes. Rob is smart, bright, sharp and very funny/sarcastic. His latest effort, "Rob Versus The Entitled" is no exception. I learned and smiled from beginning to end . . . even laughing out loud several times. Get out your Hi-Liter pen and dig in! This one is a real keeper." Ben Gay III
"ROB... LOVED the book! Definitely worth the read! Made me chuckle more than once and I even have a few favorites. Thank you!" Faith Sage
"I'm not usually one for sequels. Too often, they've wrecked franchises. But Rob is different. The scripts keep showing up on his doorstep...and they are gold. At this point, I'm pretty sure if Rob was asked "If you were stuck on a deserted island for 5 years, what would you bring with you?", he would reply: "A solar-powered cell-phone with Caller ID". By the time he got rescued, he'd have a half-dozen new books. This edition is my new favorite. I believe it should be combined with Mad Libs(R) and given to everyone over the age of 65 as a weapon against scammers. If my Dad was still alive, he would've gotten this book for Christmas." Steve Gamlin
This is Book 4 of the Rob Versus series and you'd think by now people would avoid the very circumstances that got their friends into hot water with Rob Anspach. Yay, you would think. As you will soon find out, that's just not the case. And, fortunately for you, the reader, sarcasm is a beautiful way to handle any and all circumstances.
As with the prior Rob Versus books in dealing with Rob's interactions with scammers, morons, lousy customer service, fraudsters, fools and time wasters, this book follows suit and continues on with even more shenanigans, tomfoolery and the occasional verbal judo. It's a fast paced, laugh-out-loud riot session followed by a short thought, note or life lesson.
"Sarcasm is my native tongue and a true art form, but nobody skewers the perpetually entitled (and offended) like Rob does in this most recent masterpiece! This book demonstrates not only that the entitled among us are growing more and more bold, but that they can be defeated and demoralized with a little common sense and a heavy dose of the sarcastic arts. If sarcasm were a religion, Rob Anspach would be our High Priest. Well done!" Michelle Woolard Pippin
Grab your copy today, sit back and enjoy some great laughs while you learn how to deal with scammers, time wasters, fraudsters and lousy customer reps just like Rob does.
