Publisher's Synopsis
Where will you sleep tonight?
A rip-snortin' adventure! Frogs pouring out of the air-vents, diabolical monkeys that can swear, an evil genius about to overrun earth from a contiguous world, a bag of bones that can walk and talk and bite off your nose. If you like to read, over your lifetime you are going to read a lot of stuff you will wish you hadn't. You can short-stop those regrets for at least a little while-by reading this book.