Publisher's Synopsis
ARE YOU CHOSEN?In this hysterical, fast-paced, NSFW satire of biblical proportions, Danny (the main character; no relation to the author) lives in a dusty realm of nothingness ruled by an ambitious moron. His entire life revolves around the Game, an ancient contest hosted by the Game Masters. Winning means a life of celestial luxury, but losing means eternity as a pantsless slave with a fancy yellow bowtie. Danny is fine with either. But how can he win if he doesn't know the rules, let alone if he's even been Chosen to play in the first place?
