Publisher's Synopsis
THE BACHELORS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY - THIS IS THE RETRO AND MODERN DAY GUIDE TO THE NEW MILLENNIUM RENAISSANCE MAN AND BACHELOR OF TODAY Authored by LARRY 'VON LARS' WEHUNT 'The Bachelor's Guide To The Galaxy' is not your typical self-deprecating cheesy and kind of funny at times bachelor cookbook, bachelor how to decorate or grill-out guide, how to start a campfire, how to make a killer martini, or laser-focused college dormitory party guide, but instead it is rather a comprehensive and insightful mind-blowing journey into the all-encompassing jet-setting lifestyle of the free modern day American and western bachelor including all aspects of life. Whether you are a taxicab driver or bartender, a professional corporate desk-jockey or manager in business, a stockbroker or lawyer, a tech-savvy dot com guy, a plumber or rancher or truck driver, or just the regular guy who lives next door going to college or trade school, this book was written EXCLUSIVELY FOR YOU! Experience the ultimate bachelor lifestyle whether you are a fat cat in business, a middle class cubicle dude on the so called corporate fast track like in the movie Office Space or on a tight fraternity or high school budget still able to party your ass off every night of the week. It is time to tell your girlfriend a good storyline and get out of town to be the fearless weekend warrior and domestic and international traveler who indulges his desires in hedonistic verve for life and for more lustful passion! This book is the Big Leagues, the Adult Disneyland and the Great Pyramid of combined ancient and modern male wisdom and knowledge which I have accumulated for you in these written pages while smoking my trademark pipe and wearing my robe and slippers. I know you will LOVE IT! This is the first book manuscript project from author Larry 'Von Lars' Wehunt which he hopes will go to press and create quite a stir and become a national and international underground cult classic and bestseller. He is also a writer and a blogger in cyberspace. He details how he worked the American dating scene as a former nightclub prowler turned "International Man of Mystery" 007 Style. He admits he has dated and bedded an "embarrassingly large number of women" over the years and shares his expert dynamic insights, wit, male wisdom and advice. Visionary, saint, huckster, rebel, snake-oil salesman, wise-guy, modern day charlatan and man-about-town, corporate desk jockey, jack of all trades, a roman foot soldier and brave heart in the corporate cubicle trench warfare of today and bachelor extraordinaire and Hugh Hefner wannabe, 'Von Lars' pulls no punches like a raging bull boxer in the ring of life. He tells it the way it really is like an arrow in flight, shoots his intellectual wit and insight with both barrels loaded and takes no prisoners for his first written international "bachelor manifesto" and man's man debut to the entire world! This book will challenge conventional wisdom and shake up the status quo and show you how to TAKE CONTROL of your manly life. The smart bachelor knows that to change your life that you must first change your thinking! Learn to plan for a life of success and to be one of the lucky ones. As our manly credo echoes in time immortal and as we gallop and race in our roman chariots we boldly proclaim to all: "ONWARDS TO THE EMPIRE! AND MAY GOD SAVE THE BACHELOR KING!"
