Publisher's Synopsis
Sam has been waiting for twelve years, but no magical owls have flown through his window to tell him he is a wizard and he hasn't developed super powers. Instead, the school computer has told him that he is destined to work in the local supermarket for the rest of time. To make matters worse, his very normal parents are dragging him to the Highlands of Scotland to visit his ferocious turnip loving Gran. Sam soon discovers that Gran's neighbours are far from NORMAL. Can Sam change his fate and save them and the whole world from an evil genius?