Publisher's Synopsis
The adventures of Nancy Luce, eccentric and erratic poetess and monster hunter from 19th century West Tisbury, as she grapples with monstrous ticks and other horrors with only her trusty sword, Ada Queetie. The frail old woman keeps her island of Martha's Vineyard safe from the clutches of aliens, demons, and villainous aberrations, even as she keeps assaults upon her own sanity in check. Included are Nancy's recipes, stories, horoscopes, and medical tips, as well as her poetic thoughts on life, poultry, quahogs, and pinkletinks, as she confronts the greatest menace of all: the Tick Queen of Quitsa.
"If you discover a ring around the bite area, it means you've been chosen to lead the thousands of demonic creatures that will pour into this world.
"I am the ring. I was placed on the planet for a reason. I am a token of power. My colour is beautiful, my shape is unique, and my size is small. I will help you on your journey if you are capable of finding me.
"You must demonstrate that you are focused and committed to your journey before I will reveal myself. Here are some tasks for you to complete.
1. Make a casserole involving both turnips and chocolate. Share it with a parent or guardian.
2. Complete the list of symptoms you may experience if you are infected with a tick-borne condition.
3. Make a painting of the view from the top of Peaked Hill and share it with your loved ones.
4. Throw a stone in a river and thank whatever gods may be that you were born in this world.
"Choose which task you will complete, then reference the page number corresponding to that choice. Follow instructions, then circle "Done" at the bottom of the page when finished."
