Publisher's Synopsis
Ivan decides to wipe out all the barbarians and Scots in the kingdom the problem is that there is infinite number of them coming from Scotland migrating settling in the woods they then become barbarians when really they are Scots anyway then when the Scots realised that they could give weapons and ammunition to barbarians to fight the queens army on their behalf an influx of barbarians flowed into the queens country ever since it has been a blood bath Ivan lucky to have alien technology which he inherited off the queens parents who had them for centuries like the crown jewels as the barbarians get better weapons from the Scots they are become ever increasingly more resilient the barbarians pose a real threat to the kingdom one day they might have a William Wallace type among them Ivan decides to mass eradicate them him and the generals gather and work out a plan the meeting is in the inventors workshop Ivan arrives and they are all there he looks down knowing that his fly is quite likely undone having a nymph queen he looks before he goes into the meeting two standard he is reminded of the morning sex session that's right he was putting on his pants on his way to breakfast then the queen comes from behind him while he looking at the window at repairs being down to the castle she now she comes from behind him then Ivan turns around to say good morning..
