Publisher's Synopsis
Ivan is on his way to a mythological beast that tearing up the local township when he is attacked by barbarians as he goes up over a hill they stop on top of the rise with a uphill advantage then plummet his cart with spears and arrows Ivan instead of freezing up blasts his plasma canon and fires plasma bursts at them then turns the cart and uses it as cover the arrows and spears hit the cart and Ivan leaps up with one arms over the top then keeps firing when he is rushed by them they climb over the cart and run around it Ivan has to take out his axe then whack he hacks it into a barbarian about to slice him with a sword straight in the top of the head real quick extracting his axe just as quickly he uses it to block a barbarians axe the kicks him into the cart lunges at him then slices his throat a barbarian jumps from the cart onto Ivan with a club Ivan swings his axe around in the air and disarms him he uppercuts Ivan in the head Ivan dodges it then left hooks him axe in hand across the side of the head dropping him another one throws a spear at Ivan from the top of the cart he runs and throws the axe first splitting his forehead a archer points his bow and arrow at Ivan then goes to fire when Ivan reaches and grabs both his legs then heaves them out from him he falls backwards and smashes his head on the corner rail of the cart as Ivan tears him down Ivan knees him in the head as he is falling then kos him slumped between the cart and the ground Ivan stomps on his head holding the rails doing proper while bodies momentum stomps to crush his skull Ivan can see a knife on his belt and hear a barbarian running from behind him he grabs the knife then turns thrusting it into the barbarians face then kicking him away he falls backwards screaming as Ivan runs then leaps thru the air and kicks him onto the ground then treads the knife further thru his face killing him as it hits his brain Ivan is coat hangered by a barbarian and drops on the floor he quickly gets up the left hooks the barbarian then as he is falling backwards Ivan swings the strap around and catches the plasma canon on both arms aims with one then boom he blasts the barbarian Ivan turns around to see a barbarian jumping from the cart about to slice him with a sword Ivan dodges it and moves out of the way then kicks him as he is going past dropping him face first he drops his sword as he goes to pick it up Ivan kicks it away then kicks him in the head he falls on his face then Ivan grabs him by the neck and twists it he drops back face first on the ground then as a barbarian with a spear runs at Ivan Ivan swings the plasma strap around his arm then heaves it dislodging the spear then he left hooks him with a punch..
