Publisher's Synopsis
Rob Milburn is an inconsequential whisky-swigging little creep who only ever has one thing on his mind; unmitigated lust and how best to expatiate it. He yearns for romance but what he really craves is casual sex wherever he can find it and with whomsoever. When he sets off on a week's holiday to the Isle of Man he gets more than he bargained for; stunning sexpots who lead him up the garden path, and unscheduled encounters with vicious voyeurs, peeping toms, lardy ladies, tantalising transvestites, sexy showgirls, and dazzling but deadly dykes. Accompanying him on his adventures is an enormous suitcase that lands him in all sorts of trouble with officialdom. In this comedic short story the unlikely protagonist bounces from one crisis to another, providing hilarity along the way as he hankers after casual sex. Lust, romance, sex, desire, yearning, longing, are all second nature to Rob Milburn...
