Roses Are Red, Roses Are Thorny, Thinking of You Makes Me Horny

Roses Are Red, Roses Are Thorny, Thinking of You Makes Me Horny Stiffer Than A Greeting Card: Use Our Novelty Journal To Document Your Sexual Adventures, Fantasies, or Kinky Bucket List - Makes a Great BDSM Lifestyle Gift For Adults

Paperback (13 Oct 2019)

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Publisher's Synopsis

Pick up your favorite pen and use our creamy high quality pages that turn on easy to record your favorite memories. Our books are professionally bound to ensure they last.

Each Journal Includes

  • 120 white college ruled pages
  • Soft matte cover
  • A clever phrases that is more enjoyable than your average greeting card

Suggested Uses:

  • Write your own fantasies (extra credit for turning them into reality)
  • Record details about your adventures (who, what, when, when, why, and how)

Makes A Great Gift For:

  • People who need that perfect bachelor or bachelorette gift
  • Any man or woman going through a dry spell, rough patch, or contemplating divorce
  • Newlyweds looking to exchange gifts on a honeymoon
  • Both sides of the slash (because who doesn't enjoy good dirty humor?
  • People who prefer pronouns (and those who don't)

Book information

ISBN: 9781699568668
Publisher: Independently Published
Imprint: Independently Published
Pub date:
Language: English
Number of pages: 122
Weight: 175g
Height: 229mm
Width: 152mm
Spine width: 7mm