Publisher's Synopsis
You Don't Know Anything Because You're A F*cking Two-Year Old is an adult children's book that won't put you the f*ck to sleep. It is inspired by tales told to Barely Functioning Slacker by her childhood friends.
It's no grapes of wrath, but at least it's not a book that consists of nothing but shit.
It's also a hell of a lot better than a philosophy book. Let's be honest - it would be more pleasant to dip your privates in honey and let pooh bear go to town on you than to read a philosophy book.
Seriously - it would be less painful to get eaten out by a shark while menstruating than to read or listen to some insufferable pompous ponce drone on and on about ethics. So yeah, You Don't Know Anything Because You're A F*cking Two-Year Old isn't that bad.
