Publisher's Synopsis
* To control a man, use dog-training methods: put him on a short lead until he's learnt not to stray, keep him off the good furniture and pretend he's not yours if he licks his balls in public.
* It's tough being the superior sex. If it's not your man trying to sow his wild oats (before you start the threshing machine), it's magazines trying to persuade you to have plastic surgery and look ten years scarier.
* How to tell whether he's in love with you: 1) Has he made you a compilation tape? 2) There are no other signs.
Following the success of A Woman's Little Instruction Book, this tiny treasure holds the ideas that couldn't quite be squeezed in the first time around.
