Publisher's Synopsis
Tear Out The Pages Of This Book & Use Them To Create Some Fart Art! Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo or pee. But fear no more, as excretion expert has put together a compendium of entertaining images that can be torn from the spine and then used to wipe your ass or blow your nose with. It is so much fun it will make you want to stay put, even if you don't need to go. Going to the bathroom has never been so enjoyable Every toilet should have a copy of this humour-ass cleaning book next to it. Now there are no more excuses for having nasty skid-marks accumulate in ones underpants.