Publisher's Synopsis
SOLD EXCLUSIVELY ON AMAZON BOTH IN PAPERBACK AND EBOOK FORMATS Hey everyone this is Dexter. And I know this may surprise some of you, but I do not write about myself in the third person. I know thats pretty rare to see these days am I right? Of course I am right! So this description is going to be pretty short. And also, not really a description either. You know, as of today I have well over a million of my own words, (probably closer to a million and a half) floating around on Amazon, that came from these two little booger pickers that I am using to type this out right now. The two drunk little hamsters in my head playing on the teeter totter can sometimes flat out get it on like Donkey Kong! Sometimes I have been asked why I have no website of my own? And Why I do not blog? Well, I have a little philosophy that I live by. Actually I have several philosophies that I swear by to be honest. And this one particular philosophy is what I call #LIVEPOORGETRICH Previously known as just simply Live Poor Get Rich. But the hash tag has now weaseled its way into the mantra's brain, and gave it a big head and shtuff. He thinks he is all hot stuff now with his hash tag and one big giant word spelled out in ALL CAPS. Anyways, that mantra that I SWEAR by, is what keeps me ahead of that big evil 8 ball, that 100% of entrepreneurs start behind, and only around 1% of them seemed to have figure out how to get in front of the freaking thing! Well I am in front of it. And I will bust my ARSS 25/8 to do whatever it takes to stay in front of it and hopefully leave it eating my dust. I dont do this crap because I am just so bored with my life and have absolutely nothing better to do than to spend my own hard earned money, and work my ARSS off for the greater good of mankind. And I really dont understand why so many people are out there that do! So for those people out there who keep passing on the crazy (made up out of thin air from a self proclaimed guru selling hype to wide eyed kids I am sure) notion that blogging is somehow totally FREE, and heck... even profitable for anyone and everyone who decides to throw themselves out into cyberspace with the rest of the sheeple. I say yea sure it is Copernicus... Just like water is FREE. GUTTER WATER IS FREE! So mark my words. The day that you see Dexter (I thought I dont speak about myself in the third person?) with his very own website and/or blog, is the day that you will know that I am 1000% grinding my ARSS away at it 25/8, starting off in front of that 8 ball as well. The days of me starting off behind the 8 ball are beyond - beyond over! So I welcome all of you out there who have read this far into this description into my little world. I call it Commonsenseville. Everyone is equal here. Oh yea, in case you did not already know. I am the leader of the ANTI GURU - ANTI FAD - ANTI SPAM community. Albeit, self proclaimed leader. But hey, it is my community, so I get to decide who wears that Cracker Jack sheriffs badge. Ok, I actually have got real work to do now. I publish Recipe Junkies, and I have got like a million things to do before I go to sleep at around 5 am The life of an entrepreneur is not for those aspiring to wave their little $0.99 cent store magic wands from their backs, as they lie on the beach in a hammock next to some hot chick in a thong, sipping on Margaritas. Dont even get me started on that crap! Thats why I invented Cataloging, and started the Inner Circle Newsletter. So I can let it all hang out. So come hang out with me in Commonsenseville. FREE GUTTER WATER FOR THE FIRST 500!
