Publisher's Synopsis
Paul Frost, once 'the face of Tyne Tees Television', is now an old git. Of course this hasn't always been the case. He's been a teenage git, a young married git and a middle aged git. In chronological order he has been a farmhand, supermarket shelf stacker, shop assistant, debt collector, barman, doorman, student, newspaper journalist and columnist, BBC radio and TV presenter, ITN reporter, after dinner speaker, pilot, corporate film producer and director. This is his first and probably last attempt at getting anything published. He'd rather have a lie down.