Publisher's Synopsis
Ever seen a human pinata?....Well, look in the mirror.
Because if you're a new parent or about to be a new parent, you'll become one. You'll get bit, crapped on, hit in the nads, stepped on, hair pulled, you name it. The little runts will test your will to survive. Lucky for you thats what this book is about, its a funny book for new parents that drops the truth. The truth is they will try and take you out.
Dinner time is like a terrorist negotiation, kids don't negotiate with terrorists
Or
Be vigilant and always guard your crotch, kids have a special set of skills.
Plus over 90 more 2-3 line meme's that capture how kids act or will attack your sanity.
