Publisher's Synopsis
You've created a human alarm clock without a snooze button!
Welcome to the life-upending, sleep-thieving, crazy old business known as parenthood. The hours are long and the pay is non-existent, but the rewards are priceless. They better be.
You're in for quite a ride, but this hilarious gift book is here to tell it like it is, respect the struggle and help you see the funny side. A blend of real talk, hard-won wisdom and relatable observations, this is the perfect antidote to all those well-meaning myths about the unbelievable journey that you and your little one have just begun.
The realizations that are going to dawn on you pretty fast include:
- Just think, in a couple of years that little angel will be calling you a poo-head.
- Despite all the boundaries you set, sometimes you are going to have to let the baby win.
- Your biggest daily achievement is now getting another human to burp.
This is the perfect gift for anyone with a new baby and a sense of humour.
