Publisher's Synopsis
"We don't want to see you in an Orange jumpsuit!"
Despite being Autistic, the author decides to plunge headlong into the world of escorted tours, thanks in part to a series of Readers Digest books that his Father has purchased and the fact that his Mother was born in India
Armed with as much information as he can muster he travels to India, Egypt, Mexico, Jordan, Iran, Burma and Sri Lanka, encountering the good and the bad sides of being on an escorted tour
From tour leaders who don't lead to tour guides who won't guide; from dysentery and bum squirts to rude good health, from the magic of the Taj Mahal to the wonders of Isfahan, this is how it happened and, if I may say so, occasionally in too much detail!
