Publisher's Synopsis
War is Hell. A war in Hell is a pain in the ass. Bonus short story included: Enter the Demon Mark Vedis and Bert were busy enough with the Shaped, the enemies of warlocks, demons, and anyone who isn't a jerk. Now they've also got to fight a war to preserve the status quo in Hell. The nobility has turned on the queen, and it's up to Mark and Bert to keep her royal hugeness on the throne...not to mention they've got to take a trip to another dimension to rescue one of Mark's closest friends. It's like the bad guys just don't know how to wait in line or something.And that's just the beginning.Things go wrong, as usual, and Bert and Mark have to split up to save the day. Through their alternating perspectives, they tell the tale of the battle to save the land of the demons, as well as their own personal quests to settle a few grudges.The dynamic duo may not agree on everything, but they share the same philosophy about fighting: When trouble appears, kick it in the balls when it's not looking.Life is heating up in Hell, and no matter what Mark and Bert do, things will never be the same...If you like Nazri Noor, Orlando A. Sanchez, Hunter Blain, Kimbra Swain, Shayne Silvers, Rick Gualtieri, Patricia Briggs, Shannon Mayer, Michael Anderle, or K.F. Breene, you'll have a blast in the Southeast Asia Paranormal Police Department or any Paranormal Police Department precinct. The Paranormal Police Department has delighted thousands of readers with action, adventure, outrageous comedy, and tons of snark. Grab your badge and join the legion of fans who keep begging for more...What Amazon readers are saying about the Southeast Asia Paranormal Police Department: ★★★★★ 'If you love Demons, warlocks, and Asian culture you can't go wrong with this Book. Its incredible. You will love Bert and Mark and you will want to find out who killed the previous "Fixers" just like everyone else.'★★★★★ 'This book is great! It's fast paced; it's well written; it's a great story; and it's absolutely hysterical! It has everything a supernatural crime thriller should.'★★★★★ 'Laugh out loud funny. Awesome action. Fun cast of characters who I can't wait to learn more about. Can't wait to read more.'★★★★★ Great book. Funny, and quick read. Definitely not for your 8 year old, but will have his dad (and mom) falling off the couch laughing.'★★★★★ 'Consistently amusing and entertaining. I am so impressed with the depth and complexity of the intertwining story lines from various series. Newbies will enjoy the story and regular readers will enjoy visiting old friends. Another Demented and Magnificently Naughty read.' THOUSANDS OF READERS HAVE FOUND A HOME WITH THE PARANORMAL POLICE DEPARTMENT. GET YOUR BADGE TODAY!
