Publisher's Synopsis
Like the Beautiful Mangos in the photo on the front cover of "WHY do I have to be Surrounded by CRAZY PEOPLE?", one cannot tell for sure what one will discover in the Hearts of the People, who come in various Fragrances, Flavors, Colors, Shapes and Sizes, with various Religious and Political Viewpoints; but, most of them seem to be a little Insane, and some are Absolutely CRAZY and Rotten to the Core! However, not all People are Crazy, and most of them do not want to become Crazy; but, Circumstances far beyond their Control often Drive them into it. This Inspired Book reveals HOW to Change the normally Uncontrollable Circumstances, and make a Way for almost all Crazy People to Regain their Sanity, and Escape from Tax Slavery, Interest Slavery, Insurance Slavery, Work Slavery, Drug Slavery, Sex Slavery, and all other Kinds of Slavery: because Slavery is INSANE, as we must Confess. That is the Good News in this Exceptionally Good Book. The Bad News is the Fact that most People are already Actually INSANE, and have Lost Contact with the Realities of Life; and therefore, they are beyond any Help, unless the Forces of Nature somehow Convert them into normal Human Beings with Right Minds. Perhaps Climate Changes will do it? Perhaps a Great Famine will do it? God Forbid that it might Require a Great Atomic Nightmare! But, something very Unusual will have to Happen, before most People will come to their Right Senses with the Prodigal Son, including our Selected King's Sweet Mother-in-law, who is a Firm Believer in Buzzeldick the Great, who was the Original Muslim God, according to her. Yes, he was supposedly the God of Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and other Biblical characters. So, it is not difficult for you to understand the Title of the Book, which is Inspired by many of our Selected King's Crazy Relatives and Naaberz, who are fortunate enough to have someone like him to assist them back to Good Health of Mind, Spirit, and Body. After all, he has not been to any Medical Doctor in more than 45 years, nor taken any medicines, nor suffered with any Chronic Constipation of the Mind, as most Politicians have. Therefore, it is safe to say that he might know something that everyone else should Learn with a capital L, and before any "Judgment Day." Only our Selected King knows just how to Persuade the most Chronic Cases of Insane Idiots to Change their Minds without being Skinned Alive! All others will only have to Change their Diets, in order to come their Riit Senses.
