Publisher's Synopsis
Mike Porter lives alone in an isolated cottage at the end of the village of Trenton on the Wold, North Yorkshire. Mike writes music, and his haunting melodies can often be heard if you walk past his cottage. Nobody minds, mostly because you're unlikely to walk past his cottage unless you're considering knocking at the door. Mike's cottage was about two miles outside the village, and there was nothing past Mike's cottage to walk too.
Twenty years ago, in 2000, he helped his daughter, Mary Hodgson and Julie Pullen, with some advice over the problems they were facing and a little physical encouragement to do better next time. Sarah had always called him Uncle Mike, and as his reputation grew, everybody called him Uncle Mike, even if they were a lot older than he was. Since then, there has been a steady flow of people wanting advice and he is always able to help
In this book Mike spanks Amy Smith, the vicar's sister, Olivia Jones, a university student and Amelia Williams, the fitness expert.Mike is the go-to man if you have a problem. Mike's advice is legendary. Going to Mike with a problem was just as good as coming up with a solution yourself. Nobody knew you had visited Mike unless they had followed you, but Mike's advice was impeccable. Apart from giving advice and spanking girl's bottoms, Mike had one other passion. He loved to propagate Sedum burrito, otherwise known as a donkeytail succulent. He had many around his house, and he would usually give one to a girl, young or old, that he had spanked.
To have a Sedum burrito was a sort of badge of honour in the village of Trenton on the Wold. It was never mentioned in conversation, but anybody who had one knew its importance, and if they saw one in another house, they would know where it had come from and what that person had suffered to get it. Nobody could ever remember the Latin name for the plant, so it was simply called Uncle Mike's Plant.
