Publisher's Synopsis
Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillow case.
Witty wordplay: If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, his name would become Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
Flubbed headlines: ?British Left Waffles On House Floor"
Quirky stars: Billy Idol's concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in his dressing room.
Job Lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a ?VIP," be on the lookout for a ?Very Intoxicated Patient."
Comedian quips: ?I wonder if deaf people have a sign for ?Talk to the hand.'" --Zach Galifianakis
Sputtering sportscasters: ?If only faces could talk." --Pat Summerall
And much, much more!