Publisher's Synopsis
In this comedic thriller, Jennifer Warren, actress and eighth most beautiful woman in the world, has a problem. An army of hitmen is trying to kill her. She has no clue why. Tom Place, former assistant professor of history and current Dairy
Queen franchisee, has no idea either, but knows the killers, being as how he trained them. Tom, Jennifer and their two dogs, Libby and Bridgette Bardot, go on a cross-country quest to uncover who's behind the contract on Jennifer. Along the way, Tom dispatches the killers one by one in abnormal ways. Stakes taken from pink yard Flamingos? They also fall in love, kind of. The final battle happens during a showing of the worst movie of all time at the Cinema 12. There, Tom and Jennifer learn the name of the psychotic who not only wants Jennifer dead, but has also taken out contracts on Tom, Libby and Bridgette Bardot.
