Publisher's Synopsis
"Trump And The Rocket Man: Color Therapy - A Coloring Book Concerning Donald Trump vs Kim Jung-un: Two Political Foes Become A Pair Of Star Cross'd Lovers (A Nuclear Homoerotic Romance Of Explosively Erotic Proportions - Gone Sexual)," by Richard Stroker in association with Colorful Coloring Books.
PREFACETwo countries, both alike in stupidity,
In fair 2017, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new destructivity,
Where political blood makes civilian hands unclean.
From forth the tiny loins of these two foes,
The biggest star-cross'd fools I've seen in my life;
How they remain in power - no one knows!
A nuclear threat to cause international strife,
The cost of their empowerment will be tall,
Political propaganda to create local rages,
Their misadventures may doom us all.
Yet can a resolution be found within these pages?
To which if you with patient eyes attend,
What politicians can't solve, I strive to mend.
Can America and North Korea be united through the love of their two political leaders? Can a nuclear war truly be prevented? Is making Love instead of War really a viable foriegn policy in 2017? You will have to read to find out! The narrative of this short novella follows a pair of political foes: Donald Trump and Kim Jung-un. The political tensions turn to sexual tensions during the hilariously funny and unexpected climax! Sumo wrestling, a wedding, a potential nuclear holocaust and ball sucking can all be found within the pages of this text. This book makes a perfect gift for Christmas, for a birthday or even for Halloween (as reader may find themselves scarily aroused)! Product Details:
- 7 Images printed on single-sided bright white paper which accompany the story of 'Trump and the Rocket Man.'
- 5 Images head the 5 chapters of the book's narrative
- 2 Images are bonus portraits of the book's two main characters
- Premium glossy cover finish
- Perfect for all coloring mediums
- High quality 60 pound paper stock
- Large format 8.5" wide x 11.0" tall pages
DISCLAIMER
THIS BOOK CONTAINS INCREDIBLY SEXY, HOMO EROTIC, HUMOROUS AND POLITICAL THEMES. If you are easily offended or triggered - this book is definitely NOT for you! Names, characters, businesses, places, events, political parties, memes, world leaders and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are being used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. If this starts WW3... I apologies in advance. it is IMPORTANT to note that this coloring book only contains 7 large images that have been designed for the purpose of coloring!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Richard Stroker started his writing career in the field of academics. Stroker possess a Doctorate degree in Anthropology from Harvard University. Richard also traveled to the United Kingdom to complete a Masters degree in 'Meme Themed Dissing' from the prestigious University of Oxford. Stroker prides himself on his ability to fuse politics, history and homoerotic romance into an unarguably flawless narrative structure, time and time again. Richard Stroker has critically secured his place as being among the best young politically-centric homoerotic authors of the 21st century. Richard Stroker is best known for his best selling book 'Dicks our for Harambe' and its sequel 'Harambe Clinton vs Donald Trump: Dicks Out For Harambe 2: Presidential Election 2016 (Gone Sexual) (Harambe the Gorilla: Memes, Dreams and Cincinnati Zoo 2016)'
