True Stories - We Made Up

Once in a lifetime a book comes along that will change the course of your life and shoot you soaring into the atmosphere with your dreams. This is not that book. "True Stories - We Made Up" is a collection of slightly embellished, mostly true short stories that will tickle your soul and remind you of simpler times. Times when reality was a foreign word, grilled cheese was every food group, and the sting of rejection only lasted until someone mentioned candy. See the world through the eyes of the younger versions of ourselves. Let the adrenaline of a childhood game course through your veins again*. Smell the fear of speaking in front of your whole school. High-five everyone you come in contact with for a week. Whatever you do though, make sure you get this book. This book will help you do your dishes, and take out the trash after dinner**. This book will make your children behave when you have company over***. If you are disappointed with this book, then it's possible you can't read****. So, join us on the journey through our childhoods, and rediscover your own along the way.*The authors of this book are not responsible for any injury resulting from trying to relive your childhood while reading this book. Seriously, don't even try it.**This isn't even possible. ***Only if you send them to Grandpa and Grandma's house with the copy of this book, that way they aren't in the house.****We apologize if you can't read, but if you've gotten this far then you're doing well.