Publisher's Synopsis
Touchy, Feely, Squeezy: Musings of a Masseuse is not about happy endings. It is a humorous, heart-warming memoir from a British masseuse of over two decades, who shares her passion for the field, her unique globe-trotting adventures, and all the laughter that comes with it.
Loaded with hysterical tales and candid stories, Touchy, Feely, Squeezy: Musings of a Masseuse includes outrageous chapters like "Will Work for Meatballs", "Hookers and Madams" and "The Penis Monologues". But the hilarity is contrasted with moving chapters like "Massaging Mammaries for the Cure", "Masseuse to the Troops" and "Daddy's Feet"-all with a backdrop of massage therapy and a colorful clientele.
With the British eccentricity of Bridget Jones's Diary and the wanderlust of Eat, Pray, Love, Mandy Urena-who has visited 59 countries-takes you deep into the underworld of the massage profession and behind the scenes.
This book will educate and entertain as it takes you on a cultural trip around the world-on a massage table. Get ready to laugh, cry and schedule your next massage.
