Publisher's Synopsis
Based on another of Brian Edward's zany 'Top of the Morning' competitions, this book includes 200 of the thousands of entries. These 'worst first sentences' range from one-liners to complex half page sentences, some merely forewarn of a dreadfully tedious story to follow - 'something had gone seriously wrong with the Reverend Smyth's train set.' All royalties from this book are donated to the Variety Club of New Zealand. About the AuthorBrian Edwards is one of New Zealand's most highly qualified and respected media consultants, with many years as the well known presenter of the ever popular Top of the Morning programme on National Radio.
