Publisher's Synopsis
To Save a Forest Virgin is Shakespeare meets Sex and the City. With a depraved film producer as your protagonist, the new play from comedy novelist Joshua Humphreys tells the story of four people who spend an Australian summer falling in love, only to find that their affections might be manipulations, their lust a cruel conspiracy. Set entirely in Melbourne (part of it on the very beach upon which it was written) To Save a Forest Virgin contains much love, much wooing, and much... ahem. Sex. Written in a combination of Shakespearean English and our very very modern vernacular, this romantic conceited Comedy (often dirty) is a revolutionary and hilarious fusion of old and new. 'What mean'st thou consummation?' 'I would blow thee.' 'Blow me?' 'As the warm and moistest wind; I am as frisky as bonobo.'
