Publisher's Synopsis
To All the Penises I've Ever Known: Erotic Shorts by Lori Schafer.
Ranging in style from funny to filthy, this erotica collection features author commentary on selected stories and my open letter to you-know-who. The paperback version of this book also features my long short story "The Hannelack Fanny, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump."
"Morning After"
"Ballroom Dance"
"To All the Penises I've Ever Known"
"Me and Fat Marge"
"Missed Connection"
"Complete Your Assignments!"
"Weekend Away"
"Lori Schafer: I Write Erotica"
"The Hannelack Fanny, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump."