Publisher's Synopsis
This right here is a book full of poetry that you, the reader, might be able to relate to if you ever lived a life outside of your house.You might like it, you might not, but go on and buy it and give it a shot! It will make a great gift, probably, I am not sure what the people in your life enjoy getting gifted to them. One thing I do know is that if you are a bachelor you should buy a copy of this book and leave it on your coffee table because women love poetry, or so I have been told. It will make you seem super sensitive and it might just help that special someone look past the fact that you are a disgusting man who hasn't washed his sheets in months.
