Publisher's Synopsis
The classic Christmas poem, re-imagined and reanimated! 'twas the night before Christmas, And all through the house, The Zombies were stirringà - Why worry about the Grinch when youÆve got Zombies on the attack! Their prey? The best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. MooreÆs verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cosy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs!) hung by the chimney with care, and St Nick attempting to repel a full-out flesh-devouring zombie attack. One thingÆs for sure û Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same! -
