Publisher's Synopsis
Have you ever wondered what would happen if anthropomorphic tardigrades travelled through time? Well now you can find out! As well you should, because winners such as yourself are the sort of people who read this book. Only losers ignore it.
Arty McGray is an unassuming little tardigrade, stuck in the drudgery of corporate life, until he successfully "invents" a time machine which takes him and his young colleague Timmy on an insane series of adventures. Adventures which avert major world disasters, but also bring the tardigrades closer to discovering that the fabric of time isn't what they thought it was. As if that weren't enough, throw in a ballet king, a crazed assassin, and an intriguing waiter, and you've got a recipe for selling a book to a bunch of dupes for profit! Ahem sorry, we meant to say a recipe for an incredible story! With humor that will be appreciated and/or looked upon with great shame by children and adults alike, this book is perhaps the best purchase you will ever make. And your life will never be the same.
