Publisher's Synopsis
How to Eat Cock is not just a bridal shower gift for the blushing bride! No, No, No. This cookbook will also make really funny valentines gifts for her or valentines day gifts for him. Nothing brings a couple together more than eating cock together.
How to eat cock has over 100 Sofa King funny recipes and drinks to discover, explore, and read out loud. It is the hit of any party In 246 pages, we teach you "How to Prep Your Cock" (Pg. 13)"How to wash Your Cock" (Pg. 14)"How to Beat Your Meat" (Pg.15)and of course "How to Pound Your Cock With a Can of Corn" (Pg. 16).
I stole the best recipes from the greatest chefs. I grabbed the most hilariously named restaurants and cities in the world. I then mixed them all up for the most genuinely enjoyable, bestselling cookbooks for 2021 you will ever read.
Get the "Cow Strokinoff" recipe from the "Phat Dong" in "Screamer, Alabama" (pg,60) Eat "Beer Butt Cock" from the "Bottoms Up Bar and Grill" in "Gaylordsville, Connecticut" (pg.19) Learn to make "Aunt Fred's famous Breaded Chicken Arms" (Pg. 65). We also have the best copycat recipes. (pgs. 165-178)
How to Eat cock also make wonderful birthday gifts for women.Let them eat cock!
Want to get back at your boss with a great office gift? Simply put How to Eat Cock on his desk before a client meeting.
If you have not eaten cock before or are an old hand at it, either way, you will love to give away these funny gifts. Just try not to laugh when you give out the How To Eat Cock bridal shower cooking books. Especially if you are tired of all those boring naughty bachelorette party games. Spice up the party a bit and give everyone this book in their bachelorette party gift bags to get the party started.
Everyone will be taking turns reading the recipes out loud and it tops all bachelorette party games. It is not always all about the lame bride to be gifts for her and the boring wedding gift bags. How to eat cock is one of the ten best gifts for women and best yet it does not come with a diamond attached to it.
In addition, our cookbooks make the most unique gifts you can buy if you are looking for some couples' gifts so they can start eating cock together.
Buy one as a Grandma gift and embarrass the hell out of her. Buy them as fun gifts for all of your women friends. Same thing if you buy it as a birthday gift for a girlfriend. They will either love you or hate you so nothing will change.
They also make hilarious groomsmen gag gifts for men or even a birthday gift for men. The funny embarrassed look on their faces is always jaw dropping.
Click the "Look inside" button! While others hide their little cock content we are not shy and will show you that we have the longest, thickest and meaty cookbook on Amazon. Others are too embarrassed to show you what's inside of their cover. A funny cover is all they got and not a single joke inside.
Don't buy her another boring valentines day gift for women when you can teach her how to eat cock instead with this funny gift. It makes a great stocking stuffer.
Or buy a few as a birthday gifts for men so they can teach themselves how to eat cock.
At Sofa King Rad, we put the "gag" in "gag gifts". The Sofa King Easy Way to Eat Cock is the Sofa King ultimate gag gift (pardon the pun).
We are very serious about teaching you to eat cock!
