The Smartass Chronicles - A Throne Room Riot Absurd Knowledge and Facts for Your Throne / Loo Time A Craptastic Collection of Bathroom Humor, Poop Jokes, and Funny Gift Worthy Trivia for Stocking

Need a Gift That'll Crack Up the Whole Room?
Ditch the dull gift cards and socks-The Smartass Chronicles: A Craptastic Collection of Bathroom Humor, Poop Jokes, and Funny Gift-Worthy Trivia for Stocking Stuffers is the ultimate gag gift that'll spark roars of laughter! This gut-busting tome packs 576 crude, hilarious tales across 18 chapters, plunging into the wildest bathroom blunders ever flushed. From ancient outhouse disasters to TikTok toilet trainwrecks and AI-powered crappers gone rogue, this craptastic collection delivers potty pandemonium that'll have you snorting mid-dump. It's the perfect Christmas stocking stuffer, birthday surprise for Dad, Secret Santa hit for your coworker, or prank gift for your buddy who farts too loud. We've all wrestled a stubborn clog or chuckled at a poorly timed toot-now, gift the joy of those moments with a book that turns every bathroom break into a comedy goldmine.

Tailored for fans of Cracked, Mad Magazine, or Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, The Smartass Chronicles is a throne-room revolution. Its 576 bite-sized tales are ideal for quick laughs on the john or sharing at the bar with pals. Dive into the bizarre history of medieval latrines, cackle at haunted stall legends, or marvel at futuristic flush fails that prove even tech can't tame the crapper. Packed with quirky bathroom trivia and crude humor, every chapter weaves history, hilarity, and holy-crap moments that'll keep readers grinning ear to ear. Gift it to the prankster who lives for poop jokes, the trivia buff who geeks out on weird facts, or anyone who's cursed a plunger-this book's a guaranteed crowd-pleaser that'll steal the show at any gifting occasion.

Why It's the Gift That Keeps on Cackling:

• Nonstop Potty Laughs: 576 stories of poop pranks, rogue flushes, and haunted crappers for endless chuckles.

• Perfect for Any Occasion: The go-to Christmas gift, birthday gag, or Secret Santa score that sparks instant laughs.

• Shareable Shenanigans: Short tales perfect for throne-time giggles or passing around at parties.

• Weirdly Epic Trivia: From ancient loos to TikTok toilets, a flush of bizarre bathroom facts.

Own the Throne!
This isn't just a gift-it's a craptastic legacy of laughter! Snag The Smartass Chronicles for the humor lover in your life and watch their face light up with every page. Loved the potty chaos? Drop a review on Amazon or Goodreads-your words fuel the crude humor revolution. Wrap it, gift it, and let every flush unleash a tidal wave of giggles!