Publisher's Synopsis
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Let's face it, there are thousands of books out there to help you avoid self-destructive behavior-but what fun is that? Welcome to the first book designed to help you not help yourself. Here you'll find unsound advice on everything from engineering a revenge affair to picking the gateway drug that's best for you.
Chapters include:
12 Steps to a Drinking "Problem"
Condoms Are for Suckers
How to Lose Way Too Much Weight in 90 Days
And more!
As you travel down the road to self-destruction, let this hedonistic handbook be your guide. It may steer you wrong-in fact, it's sure to do so-but when being wrong is this much fun, who wants to be right?
