Publisher's Synopsis
READ BY JOHN PICKARD
A, B, C, D, here I come
Swifter than the wind from a polecat's bum!
Some people keep diaries. Salvatore d'Amato - aka Sally Tomato - is keeping an alphabet. Yes - an alphabet! Of Dire and Disgusting Ditties.
At the rate of two letters a week, he reckons it will take him through to the end of term. By which time. he will have kissed a girl! Finding a girlfriend is Sal's Number One aim in life. After all, he's already reached the grand old age of twelve, so he can't afford to wait much longer.
Perfect audio tape material, as Sally recounts all his hilarious experiences.