Publisher's Synopsis
The New MAGNIFIED Version of the Book of ACTS is one of the Strangest of all Books ever written, which is so Persuasive as to Cause the Total Conversion of all Nations --- at least in the Economic World, which is also a Great Threat to the Evil Empire; but, do not Worry yourself over that: because it has long been the Belief of True Christians that Babylon will Fall, and Great shall be the Fall thereof with a Capital G and F. After all, Confusion has Reigned long enough, and it is now Time for The Worldwide People's Revolution!(R) Therefore, Brace yourself for what is Destined to become a Reality of Life, which is made Perfectly Clear by the Inspired Words of this Wonderful Book, which goes into the Delightful Details about the First Church of Jesus Christ, which had all Material Things in COMMON among them, which was also a Great Threat to the Evil Empire at that Time in World History. Therefore, Imagine how much more it will Arouse the Anger and Hatred of the present-day Evil Empire, which does not have a Leg to Stand on, much less a Reasonable Argument against the Great Truths that are Proposed within this Unique Book, which should be Mandatory Reading in all Public Schools, Churches, Mosques, Synagogues, Temples, Cathedrals, Theaters, Ball Parks, Bar Rooms, Gymnasiums, Congressional Halls, Court Houses, and wherever Intelligent People are gathered together --- even in "The BIG White OUTHOUSE on the Not-so-Biblical Capitol DUNGHILL!" Yes, even those Puppet Politicians in Washington, District of Chief Criminals, will no doubt get Inspired to Climb Onboard with the "Apostle Paul," who presents a Wonderful Old-time Gospel, the likes of which the People of the World have never Heard before now! Therefore, Amaze yourself with his Inspired Words of Provable Truths, and Understand that Amazon.com offers a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD to anyone who can Prove those Words to be Evil, or otherwise not Inspired by GOD, who no doubt Loves them Immensely, and would give anything to have his Servants Rewrite the entire Holy Bible, just to get those Great Truths Published to the Whole World in the Correct Order. Perhaps it will be so for some New World in some Far Distant Solar System, whereby all such People can have a Second Chance to Learn those Provable Truths --- that is, if they Happen to be Born over there. Otherwise, now is the Time to Study them, and make the Necessary Changes of our Minds, whereby Confusion can be brought to an End without any Great Atomic Nightmare! Oh, if only this Inspired Book had been Published long before World Wars 1 and 2, whereby so much Bloodshed, Mutilations, Sorrows, Plagues, and Griefs could have been Prevented! Do not be left Out in the Darkness of Ignorance. Get yourself Informed with a Capital I, and Educated with a Capital E: beCause Confusion is no doubt coming to an END!
