Publisher's Synopsis
It was more Difficult for our Selected King to Write this Mis-understandable Version of First and Second Corinthians, than to Write "The New MAGNIFIED Version of the Book of ISAIAH!" Book 044: beCause of the Vagueness and Elusiveness of the Words ― not to Mention the Fact that those Ambiguous Words are Repeated in Various Strange Intellectual Ways, as if to Impress the Readers, somehow, who would just like to Learn what it is that the Apostle Paul was "Skirting Around," rather than get Directly to his Point, if he had one to make. Some People would say that he was a Religious NUT, who Proved it by Writing these 2 Epistles, or Letters to the Corinthians, who sometimes makes Absurd Statements that would not Hold Up in any Righteous Courtroom, however Ridiculous it might be ― such as Nature Teaching us that Males have Short Hairs, and that Women have Long Hairs, when just the Opposite is the Case in the Real Natural World! But, if you Doubt it, you may take up your Argument with the Lions and Peacocks around the World. It is like the Silly Argument that the Big Stone Arch is FEMALE in Nature: beCause it has a Big Hole in it, as if even the Rocks could Rightly be Divided into Male and Female Rocks. In Spanish, a House (Casa) is Feminine, while the Knife (el Cuchillo) is Masculine; but, the Blade (Espada) is Female! Why Masculinize or Feminize Neutral Things, which are neither Masculine nor Feminine? People, Animals, and Plants can be Classified as Male or Female; but, a House (Casa) is plainly neither one. Otherwise, why would a Castle be Masculine in Spanish, as Castillo? What Pauline Rules were used to Classify all such Words as Male or Female? This Inspired Book makes a Good Attempt at Clarifying the Epistles to the Corinthians, and Reveals that the Apostle Paul was GAY; but, not a Sodomite, Fornicator, Whoremonger, Robber of Churches, nor a Lazy Jelly Belly Preacher with a Monetary Motive, like many of his Modern Contemporaries, who often use his Writings to Work Up an Interest in Donating Money to their Fake Churches, which they call "Seed Money," or "Sowing Seeds in the Ministry." Our Selected King Suggests that it is the Duty of all Good Governments to Support the Ministers of the Gospel, whereby they do not have to Depend on Donations nor Contributions from "Believers." In other Words, those Ministers should be Free to Preach Truths, and not be Concerned with their Popularity for Collecting Donations: beCause, that is nothing but a Trick of the Devil to Weaken the Ministry of the Church, which is supposed to be the Heart of a Good Government, which must not be Separated from the Head of the Government, lest the Body of Government should DIE for a Multitude of LIES! In Fact, that was the Downfall of the Fake Trumpeter, who Failed to Listen to his own Heart, which was Trying to Tell him that it was an Evil Thing to be Ripping little Babies Out of the Arms of their Parents at the Border of Total Insanity. The CAUSE for so many Refugees at the Southern Border Originates in their Home Countries, which can only be Properly Fixed by the Construction of those "GLORIOUS Swanky Hotels Castles and Fortresses!" (Beautiful Planned City States for WISE Intelligent and Well-Educated People with Common Sense and Good Understanding!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution! Book 019B: beCause, that is "The Right Design for Living!" (A Long List of 5,000 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Building Beautiful Planned City States!) Book 012B, which can be Proven in any Courtroom with an Honest Judge in Charge of it: beCause there are more than 50,000 Advantages for doing it, and no Disadvantages. But, of course, Evil Governments are not the Slightest Bit Interested in "Guaranteed Solutions!" (HOW to Solve our Local and Global Problems in the Most-Rational Manner Possible!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution! Book 080. We Trust that you are Able to Separate Truths from Lies; but, if not, just Ask for some Help.
