Publisher's Synopsis
"In plot, invention and sheer vigour he`s overtaken Carl Hiaasen". - THE LITERARY REVIEW It was his accountant's idea: write-off the work he was having done to his new house as a new office, get a licence, get a gun, get a reputation as a P.I. who never solves a case, do nothing for a couple of years and save thousands of dollars. And it has worked perfectly until one day Pete Amsterdam's long soak in the hot tub is interrupted by an archetypal 'blonde' with a problem. She is looking for a missing man called Kenny Lukens. But 'she' is in fact a 'he' in spectacular drag, and 'he' is Kenny Lukens, who only ever wanted to sail around the world but has sailed into a lot of trouble...