Publisher's Synopsis
Unless you're a Trappist monk or a mime artist, the chances are that at some time in your life you will have to make a public speech and there are two ways to approach this, either you can behave like a small animal trapped in a car's headlights, mumble a few incoherent words and sit down quick! Or you can use this book to help you deliver a speech sizzling with wit and wisdom. It could earn you a standing ovation and free drinks all night!
As well as thousands of jokes, toasts, after dinner stories and quotations, this invaluable book offers plenty of shaggy-dog stories and jokes for less formal occasions and just amusing your friends.
Contains over 6,000 entries, arranged by topic and fully indexed by subject.