Publisher's Synopsis
A bawdy romp through time, space and credibility; not for the young or persons of delicate sensibilities.Tom's pointless life is upended when a gorgeous visitor whisks him off on a tour of the Universe. Her mission - to stop the Consortium exploiting and destroying in the name of profit... or so Tom thinks.Blinded by her wiles, he is unaware that his guide has an agenda of her own and seems to be doing her best to get him killed at every opportunity.Into the mix goes a malicious mail-order company, a sex mad race of Viking rejects, multi-armed scientists with a timepiece fetish and a fair amount of beer.Tom's only hope of staying alive is his masterful incompetence, taking him up until the very end of the Universe and beyond.Wonder what caused the Big Bang? Tom eventually finds out, and it is certainly not what we've been told.
