Publisher's Synopsis
Twelve-year-old Johnny Coffin is a drummer in a band called The Dead Crocodiles, goes to school with the biggest collection of Murphys in the whole country, and has a madcap girlfriend, Enya, who has a man-eating pet.
In his diaries Johnny chronicles his problems with acne, isosceles triangles and his teacher, Mr McCluskey, who is trying to destroy his mind with English literature.