Publisher's Synopsis
THE INSIDE SCOOP: THE SECRET JOURNAL OF A PRIME MINISTER BY CAMERON DAVID
Sit back and enjoy the mesmerising insight from the secret journal of one of (arguably) the most talked about statesman and leaders of our time: The monumental, incomparable and often incomprehensible, Cameron David PM, First Lord of the Coffers, Leader of the Cons and MP for the ancient 'Witta's Island' (famous for woollen blankets).
Embellished by Cameron's own piffle, waffle, tosh and guff, this (disorganised, without any chronological order) collection may raise more than a few eyebrows and even cause a few strange oddballs to laugh.
"These explosive revelations will make every other MP look both sane and saintly in comparison." The Two Eds, The Lab party.
"Young Cameron always had a wonderful way of dealing with muck. After reading this journal, I can see he was destined for politics.' Charles Humphreys-Smythe, Head Gardener, Eton.
"I'm mesmerised by Cameron. I even have a tattoo of his shiny, lard-like face on my bum. He never leaves my side!" Irma Stalker, Chairperson of the 'Cameron for World Leader' Group.
