Publisher's Synopsis
A lesbian couple's comic search for the perfect donor in the Scandinavian wilderness. A Comic Novel with a twist to the battle of the sexes, and a nod to Oscar Wilde. WHAT does Christine, an extraordinarily determined British lesbian in a reproductive frenzy do when she and her partner, Violet, find themselves in a Swedish forest cabin face-to-face with English Dennis, Christine's fantasy ideal of a blond, "Viking" sperm donor? BUT what if this 'ideal' donor, Dennis, wants nothing to do with insemination, of any kind not even for ready money, though his Afro-Swedish partner, Lars, is for it plus Dennis's mother in London is desperate for a grandchild. PLUS, Violet, frustrated by this predicament her partner, Christine has created, to the detriment of their original sperm bank plan, has definite ideas of her own and becomes "a dirty rat" (her own words) to achieve them.
