Publisher's Synopsis
Do you want to see things that you don't want to see? Things that will distress, trouble, upset, disquiet, disconcert, and alarm you? Will you be disturbed by images of international urination? Do want to see folks getting all emotional? Are you passionate about untrue trivial factoids (like, "When St. Bernards grow up, they turn into meat.")? Can you match ugly and disagreeable babies to their ugly and disagreeable names? Have you seen no evil, heard no evil, spoke no evil, and smelt no evil? Do want to see odd suburban rituals like Appliance Worship and Gift Horse Impersonation? Do you want to know about types of art, tips for passing an interview, demanding parental reprimands, animal alcohol content, and how people react to animal stink? What's inside a unicorn? Do you want to play Miscellany Bingo? Do you want to read twisted cocktail poetry? What is your superstition IQ? What are America's No. 1 Home Study Career Choices? What is bothering our area men and women? What are common movie lies? Which vegetables are most detested? What should the Beaufart scale mean to you? How can we mock animals effectively? Do you want to understand everyday meat charts? Do you want to know what Trixie is saying (like "I'm absolutely ravishing. Where's the food?" or "Inside, I'm out-going.")? What are odd animal sports? Which suburban legends are true? What's in an itch? What are the side effects from eating too much Colon Blow? Who is gallivanting out and about, and what are they doing? What are they drinking? IITYMIMWYBMAD? Which random numbers are more important than others? What is the meaning of pasta? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this eclectic mixture of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly facts, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of fuming mobs of relatives and literary agents, Mug and Mali twisted out this new volume of unfit miscellany. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. Mug & Mali's "The Hundred Pictures You Wish You'd Never Seen" is vulgar, yet uncivilized, over-shadowing such books as, "How To Lick Salt" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy!
