Publisher's Synopsis
You might not Believe in Telepathy; but, after reading this Inspired Book, you will have to Confess that there is such a Thing. In Fact, Master Twain is obviously in direct Communication with the Divine Powers: because he Reveals Things that Mankind has never Heard, until now; and some of those Things could save you tens of thousands of dollars, or even hundreds of Trillions of Dollars, if the Masses of People should Learn and Love them. Indeed, it does require Faith, Hope, Trust, Patience, Persistence, Love, and Obedience - even the Seven Building Blocks of Life and Death - but, no one will Regret any of that. After all, we are talking about the Un-mutilated Holy Inspired Words of the Living God, as Revealed to Master Mark Revolutionary Twain, Junior, whom you are welcome to Mock, if you please; but, nothing within your "Unholy Mutilated Self-Contradictory Bible" disagrees with him, if it is not taken Out of Context! In other Words, this is a Restoration of the Original Gospel, which was Preached by Jesus Christ, even if the Lady Doubtfulness does not Believe it. After all, why should she Believe it, having less Faith than a Piss Ant? Let her keep her Doubts and Unbelief; but, as for yourself, you only need to Taste of his Sweet Fruits of Provable Truths, and you will Know for a Fact that they are very GOOD. Moreover, you might be Imagining that Master Twain is Preaching another Gospel, which you have not Heard before now; and you would be Correct: beCause it is the ORIGINAL Gospel, which no one presently Living has Heard, until now! Therefore, please Remove the Scales of Unbelief from your own Eyeballs, and make Notes of any Errors that you might find within this Inspired Book, so that you might Collect your Just Reward. Meanwhile, you might as well also get another Notebook, and makes Notes concerning just how many Times that you are Proven to be WRong - that is, if you are not just another Spiritual COWARD, like the Irreverent LOUDMOUTH Slothgut Windbag Hole-in-his-Head, who is most Definitely Preaching another Gospel than the one that was Taught by Jesus Christ! Indeed, all of the Shame will be on his Hateful Head during the Day of Judgment: beCause of the Rejection of Profound Truths.