Publisher's Synopsis
The Holy Bible is missing several Enlightening Books, and this is one of them, which would have Transformed the Whole World, if it had only been put into that so-called "Holy Bible," which is Lacking many Volumes of Important Information for the Welfare of Mankind. Nevertheless, you are Welcome to Mock all such Inspired Books, and also say that you have all of the Words of God that you Need to be Saved ― as if Life begins at Death, when you go to your Imaginary "Heaven," to be Living with a Total Stranger, called Jesus Christ, who is already Surrounded by Billions of Ignorant People, and mostly by Spiritual Babies, who has no Time for any of your Nonsense. How about a little Practicality? How about some Useful Ideas? How about Helping us to make this a Heavenly World for everyone to Live in, including yourself, instead of a Hell Hole for almost everyone? How about Pulling your Capitalist Head OUT of Paul Bunyan's Religious Rectum, and Try to get Realistic? How about being Perfectly Honest, for a Change? The Gospel According to Saint Andrew preezents Guaranteed Solutions for our Massive Problems, which none of the other Gospels preezent. Maybe our Problems are too Big to Handle without United Effort? Maybe it Requires Truths that People have not Heard, before now? Maybe you should take the Time to Study something other than John 3:16? How about John 3:13, King James Version? Try Verse 02-07 in this Inspired Book, and see whether or not you are up to the Challenge? Chances are that you are far too Old and Feeble-minded; but, you can still give it a Test, by Faith.
