Publisher's Synopsis
When the going gets weird, the Dick gets going. Barry Dick that is- private investigator of the bizarre, sleuth of the supernatural and dick of the unknown.Even though he was suffering from an encounter with a poisonous spider and unemployed, Barry was still chill because he was in sunny California with enough Jack Daniels to self-medicate -when the call came."Your brother is missing? Listen, sweet-cheeks why don't you...alien abduction? How badly do you want to find him? Soon Barry Dick is up to his...knees in conspiracy theories, little gray men and anal probes. Joined by the hot sister and the bother's even hotter stripper ex-wife, they take off on a coast to coast run after an extra-terrestrial vlogger who claimed to party with the Martians on the outer rim. Add in pervy lizard men, crazed red-neck moonshiners and a visit to Alien-con and this case gets twisted, even by the Dick's standards!
