Publisher's Synopsis
THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-£#! + JOKES-What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken! -What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. -The journalist asked the politician, 'Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? 'Yes, I would,' said the politician.' The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.' -A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, 'what the hell are you two doing? ' His wife turns to her lover and says, 'I told you he was stupid.' -How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. If you think no joke is too raw as long as it's funny--this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics.
