Publisher's Synopsis
The Game, a universal competition put on by the Game Masters, is at a crossroads. Two years ago, Alex lost the Game because of his Chosen, Danny. Now a Lost Chosen, Danny has once again stumbled into the middle of a plot so full of holes and sarcasm that it can only be based on a true story. Reformation is near. In this satirical crusade for the ages, Danny and Alex once again team up to overcome the mighty Potato. They will fight golden monkeys, terrible puns, and surprisingly accurate historical references. But will that be enough? From the author of the groundbreaking book "The Game: It's All Fantasy. Really." comes the next installment of the most crude, hilarious, and offensive series you'll probably never read.